Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

November 14, 2025 • 47m

Summary

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Overview

An 'Unexpected Orgasms Part 2' episode featuring four extraordinary stories from callers who experienced spontaneous orgasms in surprising situations. The episodes range from humorous and innocent to medically educational, including a tiger safari incident, a pressure-induced car orgasm, a horseback riding experience, and a woman's eight-year journey with PGAD (Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder). The stories progress from light-hearted mishaps to a genuinely informative medical revelation.

Tiger Safari Gone Wrong - Betsy's Story

A 17-year-old on a family trip to India experiences an intense, unexpected orgasm on a bumpy truck during a tiger safari while sitting between her father and brother. After desperately needing to pee from drinking too much chai tea, the combination of a full bladder, three weeks without privacy, teenage hormones, and violent bouncing on rough roads led to what she describes as the strongest orgasm of her life—lasting 30 seconds and impossible to hide from her family and the other passengers staring at her. The mortification continued when she couldn't actually urinate afterward due to pelvic floor tension.

  • Family trip to India for a month, leaving 17-year-old home alone first to finish exams and throw a house party
  • Three weeks in India sharing hotel rooms with family meant no privacy and feeling 'very pent up'
  • On bumpy tiger safari truck, combination of full bladder from chugging chai tea and violent bouncing led to unexpected orgasm
  • Orgasm lasted at least 30 seconds, described as 'strongest orgasm I've had in my entire life' with visible shaking and gasping
  • Dad asked 'are you okay?' while everyone stared, thinking she was having a medical incident
  • Couldn't relax pelvic floor muscles to urinate afterward, had to endure excruciating hour-long drive back
  • Eventually lost virginity to the boy from the house party and is now married to him
" I'm realizing what is about to happen, and I feel like I have no control over the situation. "
" It's honestly, I think, the strongest orgasm I've had in my entire life. "
" I'm praying a tiger jumps out of the jungle at this point to take eyes off me. "

The Poop Emergency Orgasm - Dylan's Story

A 16-year-old boy with lifelong pooping issues experiences an unexpected crisis while helping his girlfriend's family renovate their new house. With the toilet disconnected and sitting on the back deck, elderly neighbors eager to introduce themselves, and a desperate need to defecate, he races to a gas station five minutes away. The extreme clenching and physical tension required to avoid an accident somehow triggers a completely flaccid, non-aroused orgasm while driving—leaving him simultaneously shocked and still desperately needing the bathroom.

  • Lifelong pooping issues meant going days without bowel movements, then urgent sudden need
  • Plumber had removed toilet at girlfriend's new house, leaving it on back deck with no privacy
  • Desperate drive to gas station with extreme full-body clenching: 'shoulders backed up against seat, left foot against floorboards, lifted up off the seat'
  • Legs started trembling, let out 'guttural moan' and 'exploded in my pants with semen' with no erection or arousal
  • Confirmed it was a 'flaccid orgasm' with no prior arousal: 'Not hard or aroused in the slightest bit'
  • Had to ask gas station attendant for bathroom key while hiding evidence, then 'absolutely destroyed their bathroom'
  • Threw away underwear and drove home in silence for 45 minutes questioning what happened to his body
" My legs start to tremble, and I let out this guttural moan. My legs give out, and I explode in my pants with semen. "
" I pulled down the pants and realized that, yep, full of cum and a fair bit of shit in there as well. "

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