Summary
Overview
In this engaging Twilight Saga deep dive, Ash and Alayna dissect New Moon with humor and critical analysis. They explore Bella's toxic coping mechanisms after Edward abandons her in the woods, her growing relationship with Jacob Black as he transforms into a werewolf, and the dramatic rescue mission to Italy when Edward believes Bella is dead. The hosts provide extensive lore from Stephanie Meyer's Illustrated Guide about the Volturi, werewolf shapeshifters, and imprinting, while critiquing the problematic relationship dynamics and questionable choices throughout the film.
Introduction and Production Changes
The hosts kick off their New Moon bonus episode with excitement about analyzing the 2009 film directed by Chris Weitz. They discuss the production changes from Twilight, including Catherine Hardwick's departure due to the rushed timeline. The conversation covers the excellent soundtrack featuring Death Cab for Cutie, Thom Yorke, and Muse, as well as observations about character appearances, particularly noting hair inconsistencies and styling choices that don't align with vampire lore.
- Chris Weitz directed New Moon after Catherine Hardwick left due to short production timeline
- The soundtrack is considered the best of the series, featuring Death Cab for Cutie, Thom Yorke, and Muse
- Alice and Jasper's hair appears to have grown despite vampires' hair not being able to grow according to the Illustrated Guide
- Jasper's appearance is described as looking like a wild animal with crazy hair
" Hey weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Alayna. And it's time for a fucking new moon bonus! "
Bella's Birthday Disaster and Jasper's Attack
The episode examines Bella's 18th birthday party at the Cullen house, where she's anxious about aging while Edward remains eternally young. The celebration takes a dark turn when Bella gets a paper cut and Jasper loses control, leading Edward to physically throw her into a glass table. The hosts question the plot hole of Jasper's inability to handle a paper cut when he previously managed Bella's severe injuries in Twilight, and critique the unhealthy age obsession perpetuated by the narrative.
- Bella has a nightmare about aging while Edward stays young, establishing the age anxiety theme
- Charlie gives Bella a digital camera wrapped in purple for her 18th birthday
- At the Cullen house party, Bella gets a paper cut that causes Jasper to lose control and attack
- Edward throws Bella into a glass table to protect her from Jasper, causing severe bleeding
" there is one thing more important than life itself edward cullen "
" I feel like 40 now. What does it feel like, Bella? Because I feel fucking great. "
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