No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish

Bonus: Drop Us A Line - Will We Pass the Inspection?

September 05, 2026 • 35m

Summary

⏱️ 10 min read

Overview

Anna returns to Drop Us a Line after maternity leave, bringing her trademark discipline to what James and Andy have been doing in her absence. The team works through seven pages of listener feedback covering everything from rag-and-bone men still operating in modern Britain to corrections about prodigal sons, whale eggs, and Fabergé pendants. Listeners have written in with corrections, bonus facts, and the ever-growing phenomenon of things unexpectedly named after people with apt names.

Anna's Return and Listener Welcome

After months away on maternity leave, Anna returns to find herself characterized as the disciplinarian teacher to James and Andy's unruly students. Multiple listeners wrote in expressing relief at her return, with comments like 'the class needs a teacher' and references to 'kids running rampant while mum's been away.' The team addresses a linguistic correction about the word 'prodigal,' which actually means wasteful rather than simply returning, though Andy claims he was using it metaphorically.

  • Listeners characterized Anna as the disciplinarian who would 'whip the boys back into shape' after her maternity leave
  • The podcast was described as having 'a feeling of the kids running rampant while mum's been away'
  • A correction notes that 'prodigal' means spending money recklessly, not just returning - it refers to the Prodigal Son's habits, not his return
  • Andy apologizes to Dan on camera for doubting his Fabergé egg story, in what James compares to a hostage video
" I thought of myself as a chilled out fun-loving clown "
" If anyone's being held hostage here, it's not you, Andy. Jesus. "

Rag and Bone Men: Still Going Strong

What started as a simple mention of rag-and-bone men from James's youth turned into a minor Rodeo Clown situation, with dozens of listeners writing in to confirm these collectors still operate across Britain. From Sheffield to Rochdale to rural Bungay, people reported hearing the traditional 'any old iron' call as recently as 2022. The team also learns about sea coalers in Hartlepool who gather coal that washes up on beaches from underwater seams twice daily.

  • Rag and bone men were still operating in Sheffield between 2020-2022, calling for 'any old iron'
  • They were remembered on horse-drawn carts in Rochdale in the late 70s and early 80s
  • Sea coalers in Hartlepool drive trucks to the beach twice daily to gather coal that washes up from exposed seabed coal seams
  • Hartlepool is one of the few places in the world where coal deposits naturally wash onto beaches
" James isn't old, he's just northern "

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