No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish

Little Fish: Ant Tower

October 04, 2026 • 29m

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Overview

This episode of Little Fish features the hosts Dan Schreiber, Anna Tashinsky, and Andrew Hunter Murray sharing and discussing listener-submitted facts. The episode covers a wide range of quirky topics including ant towers to the moon, unusual place names, music licensing for commercials, NASA experiments, dangerous professions, and classic pop culture trivia. The hosts maintain their signature humorous banter while exploring these fascinating facts.

The Ant Tower to the Moon

The hosts discuss a listener calculation about how far all the ants on Earth could reach if stacked together. This leads to an entertaining thought experiment about the practical challenges of building such a tower, including the effects of Earth's rotation, the moon's orbit, and the threat from hungry birds. The conversation spirals into increasingly absurd scenarios including humans becoming trapped in the ant tower.

  • All ants on Earth stacked together could stretch to the moon approximately 52,000 times
  • The tower would face challenges from Earth's rotation and the moon's orbit requiring the base to be on wheels
  • Birds would pose a major threat to the ant tower, potentially turning it into a buffet
" You're going to need some big bird netting around this tower to ensure it doesn't just become a roving buffet for all the birds in the world. "

Humansville and the Power of Names

The discussion moves to fascinating examples of nominative determinism, starting with Humansville, Missouri, which was actually named after Judge James Human. This sparks a broader conversation about people whose names perfectly match their professions or products, including Walter Extra who founded Extra Aircraft Company and the White brothers who founded the White Cap company.

  • Humansville, Missouri was named after Judge James Human in the 1830s, creating a double nominative determinism
  • There's a town called Halfway that got its name from being halfway between Bolivar and Buffalo
  • Walter Extra founded the Extra Aircraft Company that makes aerobatic planes

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