No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish

Little Fish: I've never been in a human pyramid

November 01, 2026 • 32m

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Overview

A Q&I podcast episode where hosts Anna, Dan, and James discuss listener-submitted facts covering diverse topics including cricket players with food-related names, Leo Fender inventing guitars without knowing how to play them, unusual London Underground station names, maritime hazards from rusting anchors, and the origins of oversized novelty checks. The episode concludes with the hosts awarding eight of their classic facts to top-tier supporters.

Cricket Teams with Food Names

The hosts explore the amusing world of cricket players whose names relate to food, starting with Durham County Cricket Club's combination of Graham Onions and Phil Mustard creating scorecards reading 'caught Mustard bowled Onions.' Dan assembles a complete cricket team of eleven players with food-related names, ranging from famous England cricketers like Alastair Cook to more obscure players like Tasmiya Rubab, whose surname references a Pakistani dish. The discussion includes debate about fielding substitutes and touches on controversial cricket tactics.

  • Durham County Cricket Club fielded Graham Onions and Phil Mustard between 2003-2016, creating amusing scorecards
  • A full cricket team can be assembled from food-named players including Alastair Cook, Phil Salt, Alan Lamb, and others
  • Utapa is an Indian pancake made from fermented rice and lentil batter
  • The 12th man role in cricket was sometimes used controversially for exceptional fielders
" Between 2003 and 2016, Durham County Cricket Club regularly fielded fast bowler Graham Onions and wicket keeper Phil Mustard, meaning that the score sheet often recorded opposition batters as being caught Mustard bowled Onions. "
" Someone went to play the ball and just missed the ball but the guy behind him clicked his finger so it sounded like it hit. It was a wicket and he had an amazing like it was thunderous clicking. "

Leo Fender's Guitar Innovation Without Musical Knowledge

Leo Fender, inventor of the iconic Fender Stratocaster electric guitar, remarkably didn't know how to play guitar or even tune one. This surprising revelation challenges assumptions about innovation and expertise. The discussion includes details about famous Fender guitars, including David Gilmour's Stratocaster with the serial number 0001, and Paul McCartney's stolen bass guitar that was only recovered decades later.

  • Leo Fender didn't know how to play guitar or tune one despite inventing the Fender Stratocaster
  • David Gilmour's Stratocaster has edition number 0001 but wasn't actually the first one made (that was 0100)
  • Leo Fender played saxophone and piano but never learned guitar
  • Paul McCartney's bass was stolen in the 1970s and only recovered a few years ago
" Not only did he not know how to play the guitar, he didn't even know how to tune one. Which, again, I feel would be essential to working out whether or not you've made a good guitar or not. "

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