No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish

Little Fish: Unencumbered By Any Knowledge

May 17, 2026 • 30m

Summary

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Overview

This episode of Little Fish features the hosts discussing fascinating facts sent in by listeners, covering topics from quirky place names to mathematical geniuses, wildlife behavior, and historical oddities. The team playfully critiques each other's cultural references while exploring surprising tidbits about everything from tennis statistics to London's Great Smog, maintaining their signature blend of humor and genuine curiosity throughout.

Place Names and Etymological Quirks

The episode opens with Andy sharing facts about places with misleading names, including Waterfall Glen near Chicago's Argonne National Lab, which has disappointing waterfalls because it's actually named after forest commissioner Seymour Waterfall. This kicks off a running theme throughout the show about things named after people rather than their apparent meanings, creating a new game that becomes both a source of frustration and entertainment for the hosts.

  • Argonne National Lab near Chicago is named after the Argonne Forest, not the chemical element
  • Waterfall Glen has mediocre waterfalls because it's named after forest commissioner Seymour Waterfall
  • Andy estimates 30% of listener submissions now consist of misleadingly named places
" I really thought I'd get it nice and fast. Nah. "

Sports Statistics and Judicial Oddities

The hosts discuss fascinating statistical anomalies in sports, particularly in tennis where two top players have split their points exactly evenly despite one winning significantly more matches. They also share the bizarre story of a drunk driver arrested twice in one hour during daylight saving time, showcasing the quirky intersection of human behavior and temporal mechanics.

  • Carlos Alcaraz and Yannick Sinner have played 3,302 points against each other, tied at exactly 1,651 points each
  • Despite the even point split, Alcaraz won 10 matches to Sinner's 6
  • A man was arrested for drunk driving at 1:08 AM, then arrested again at 1:08 AM the same night due to daylight saving time
" You could effectively have a very close game but lose it 6-0-6-0, right? It's just that you might have gone down to a deuce. "

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