No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fence Made of Sausage

July 23, 2026 • 54m

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A lively episode of 'No Such Thing as a Fish' where the hosts explore four fascinating facts: the Victorian wheelbarrow-pushing craze, the history of piano keys being reversed in color, Hungary's unusual use of Latin as an official language until the 1800s, and Stephen King's obsession with Mambo No. 5. The discussion weaves through historical oddities, linguistic curiosities, and unexpected connections with plenty of humor and tangential debates.

The Great British Wheelbarrow Craze of 1886

Andy introduces the peculiar Victorian phenomenon where pushing a wheelbarrow from Land's End to John O'Groats became a national sensation. The trend was started by Bob Carlyle in 1879, a former circus clown who lost his job for walking a tiger without a muzzle. The journey of approximately 800 miles became a way for broke individuals to raise money and gain fame, with people giving impromptu speeches along the way about temperance and their life experiences.

  • Bob Carlyle started the wheelbarrow craze in 1879 after losing his circus job for walking a tiger without a muzzle
  • The journey from Land's End to John O'Groats is about 603 miles as the crow flies, but typically 650-800 miles by road
  • Carlyle promoted temperance at the start but by the end admitted alcohol helped make the journey more endurable
  • When the craze peaked seven years later, Carlyle missed it because he was in China looking for new types of wheelbarrows
" He lost his job for walking a tiger without a leash... without a muzzle as opposed to a lead... and he got kicked out of the circus and he thought well i don't have any money but i've heard that in america a lot of people are walking around so maybe i'll copy what they're doing over here and become famous "

Evolution of Land's End to John O'Groats Journey

The discussion explores how the famous British journey has evolved over time, including the surprising fact that it's now 60 miles shorter than it was 100 years ago due to bridge construction. The hosts debate the accuracy of John O'Groats as the northernmost point and discuss various record attempts including penny farthing, motorized shed, and even skipping rope journeys.

  • The journey is now 814 miles instead of 874 miles due to bridges like the Severn Bridge, Keswick Bridge, and Cromercy Bridge shortening the route
  • John O'Groats is named after 15th century Dutchman Jan de Groot, who built an octagonal house with eight doors to resolve family disputes about precedence
  • The penny farthing record is 4 days and 12 hours, faster than the motorized shed record of 6 days
  • A man from Bolton named Krish Patel planned to skip rope the entire route in 35 days for charity
" They had eight doors to the house because they also had fights about who had precedence when you entered the house before even sitting at the table. It was a whole thing about, I'm the major person in this family. "

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