No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Sea Cucumber In A Haunted House

October 29, 2026 • 56m

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⏱️ 10 min read

Overview

The No Such Thing As A Fish team presents their annual Halloween special, exploring spooky and unusual facts about death, fear, spiritual beliefs, and strange sea creatures. From 17th-century coffins with faces to a woman who cannot feel fear, spirit lions in Mozambique, and zombie-like sea cucumbers, the episode blends humor with fascinating scientific and historical discoveries.

17th Century Face Coffins and Burial Practices

Andy introduces human-shaped lead coffins from the 17th century at Farley Hungerford Castle in Somerset, featuring crude faces stamped into them. These coffins were filled with embalming spirits to preserve bodies for resurrection. The discussion expands to various coffin traditions across cultures, including Egyptian sarcophagi with idealized faces resembling Osiris, and the distinction between coffins and caskets, with coffins being hexagonal and caskets rectangular.

  • 17th century lead coffins at Farley Hungerford Castle feature human-shaped designs with faces, used with embalming spirits for preservation
  • The National Trust previously allowed visitors to taste the embalming alcohol through straws drilled into coffins
  • Agnes Cottle murdered her first husband by throwing him into a kitchen furnace before remarrying Sir Edward Hungerford
  • Egyptian coffins had idealized faces resembling Osiris rather than the deceased, with coffin makers often using the same face to save effort
  • UK has three designated sea burial graveyards to prevent bodies from drifting back to shore
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Ancient History and Bronze Age Tree Trunk Coffins

The discussion touches on historical burial practices, including Bronze Age tree trunk coffins found throughout Britain and Australia. The Yongu people of the Northern Territory used naturally hollowed-out tree trunks created by termites, adding windows and decorating them with the deceased's tattoos. This connects to how didgeridoos are made using the same termite-hollowing process.

  • Bronze Age tree trunk coffins have been discovered throughout Britain
  • The Yongu people of Australia's Northern Territory buried people in tree trunks naturally hollowed by termites
  • They added windows to the coffins and decorated them with tattoos that were on the person's body
  • Didgeridoos are made using the same termite-hollowing process

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