Page 94: The Private Eye Podcast
Page 94: The Private Eye Podcast

168: A Tale Of Two Andrews

February 24, 2026 • 35m

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Overview

Private Eye's Page 94 podcast examines two controversial Andrews: solicitor Andrew Milne, who exploits legal technicalities to bully and extort money from vulnerable people, and Prince Andrew, whose arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office raises serious questions about accountability and national security. The episode reveals systematic failures in regulation, from the Solicitors Regulation Authority's eight-year inaction to the Royal Family's decades of protection that may have enabled security breaches.

Andrew Milne: The Litigious Solicitor

Private Eye introduces Andrew Milne, a solicitor they describe as a 'litigious bully' who systematically exploits his legal knowledge to extract money from vulnerable people. His tactics include finding minor technical errors in contracts and threatening massive legal action, then offering settlements that are extortionate compared to any actual damages. From removals companies to elderly homeowners, Milne's pattern of behaviour represents a profound abuse of the legal system.

  • Private Eye calls Andrew Milne a 'litigious bully' who brings litigation against anyone in contract with him to extract money
  • Milne threatened a removals company with a £130,000 settlement and free storage until 2030 over a clerical error on an invoice
  • He bought freeholds of leasehold houses for £300-400 each, then demanded £25,000 from homeowners, giving them 14 days to agree and 14 days to pay
  • An 80-year-old woman borrowed £25,000 in an emergency loan to pay him off; a 92-year-old woman had a stroke after receiving his threatening letter
" He finds these technical errors essentially and then he masses up the costs of fighting it and says, do you know what, I'll settle. "
" It's a nice kitchen extension you've got. Or you've changed your windows. I didn't give my permission. You know, you could forfeit your home if you've broken the lease. But don't worry, because you can buy the freehold for me. It'll be £25,000. "

Systemic Failures: The Leasehold Problem

The discussion reveals how the leasehold system itself creates opportunities for exploitation. While the government is reforming leasehold laws, a critical gap remains: homeowners with leasehold houses don't have the right of first refusal when their freehold is sold, unlike flat owners. This allows predators like Milne to buy freeholds without homeowners knowing, then immediately begin making demands.

  • Leasehold flat owners have 'right of first refusal' when freeholds are sold, but leasehold house owners don't have this protection
  • Freeholds are sold on websites with photos of houses, and homeowners don't know until someone like Milne sends a letter saying he's now their freeholder
  • The Ministry for Housing refuses to reform this specific loophole despite it leaving the door open to exploitative behavior
" There are websites where you might have a nice photo of your house and the freehold of this house is for sale you don't know it's for sale the first you know is when some unscrupulous person like Andrew Mill puts a letter through your door saying I am now your freeholder "

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