Page 94: The Private Eye Podcast
Page 94: The Private Eye Podcast

194: Hot Cheeks and Cheesecake

October 27, 2026 • 46m

Summary

⏱️ 7 min read

Overview

A wide-ranging political and technology discussion covering Trump's 2024 campaign antics, Elon Musk's massive election spending, the vulnerabilities in internet infrastructure exposed by AI, Meta's new AI agents, and a significant legal case testing the boundaries of privacy injunctions versus press freedom in the UK.

The 2024 Midterm Elections and Trump's Bizarre Campaign

The panel examines the upcoming US midterm elections, where Democrats hope to gain ground despite structural disadvantages. Elon Musk has poured $336 million into Republican campaigns, primarily focused on get-out-the-vote operations, though with limited apparent impact. Trump's campaign appearances have taken a surreal turn, featuring extended commentary on men's physiques and other off-topic tangents that may be doing more harm than good for Republican candidates.

  • Elon Musk has spent $336 million this election cycle, with $276 million since July alone
  • Musk's spending focuses on get-out-the-vote operations because Trump supporters feel jaded and may not turn up
  • Midterm elections structurally favor Democrats as turnout skews toward college-educated, politically engaged voters
  • Obama called Trump's White House decor 'Saddam Hussein opened up a cheesecake factory,' causing conservative outrage focused on the Cheesecake Factory reference rather than the Saddam comparison
  • Trump renamed Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed as 'Mohammed' and called him a jihadist despite that not being his name
" I looked at his ass. And then he said a week later, I then patted him on the shoulder and it was like a piece of steel "
" They promised to drain the swamp and actually he just drained the reflecting pool "

The Establishment's Obsession with Classical Masculinity

Trump and his orbit's fascination with ancient Rome and classical ideals of masculinity manifests in both his decorating choices and his increasingly homoerotic commentary about men's bodies. This obsession with testosterone and masculine aesthetics stands in curious contrast to Trump's historically gay-friendly past, including attending Liza Minnelli's wedding, while his campaign now pushes transphobic ads featuring men in makeup.

  • Trump has always been relatively gay-friendly when he was a Democrat, going to Studio 54 and attending Liza Minnelli's wedding
  • One of Musk's most visible Facebook ads features a man in makeup with text reading 'Don't stay home while crazies elect radicals'
  • Trump and his allies have a fascination with the classical world, specifically ancient Rome
" I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body because I didn't know he was a great athlete. And I watched up and down because I looked at his ass "
" He's got a lot of things he doesn't want to talk about hasn't he? but he still wants to do sort of great orations for three hours in front of an audience in a football stadium somewhere "

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