Summary
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Chris, Josh, and Michael are joined by comedian Tom Crane to discuss their deep nostalgia and obsession with Championship Manager 97-98, the legendary football management simulation game. The episode explores their personal save games, favorite players, tactics, and the addictive nature of the game that defined a generation of football fans.
Tom Crane's Watford Dynasty
Tom Crane shares his recent return to Championship Manager 97-98, detailing his remarkable eight-season career with Watford. Starting in Division 2, he achieved promotion via playoffs in his first season, then ascended through the divisions to win three consecutive Premier League titles and three Champions League trophies. His addiction to the game was so intense that he lied to his parents about needing extra A-levels just to have time to play.
- Crane took over Watford and won promotion via playoffs in his first season, celebrating nervously at 11pm with Giffen Noel-Williams scoring the penalty shootout winner
- His first season in the Premiership saw him finish second with Matt Letizia, Paul Gascoigne (signed on a free from Rangers), and Steve Stone in central midfield
- Won three consecutive Premier League titles and three Champions League trophies over eight seasons
- Signed world-class players including the 'fat Ronaldo', Ariel Ortega, Sebastian Veron, and Vincenzo Montella
" I get excited about going to bed at night so I could close my eyes and interview myself about it. I like to get really settled in, sort of kiss my girlfriend goodnight, some sort of platitude, and then just really imagine the questions. So, who are you thinking about signing? "
" I'm not a quitter. Sorry, that was like a no fear t-shirt. But I'm not, on this game I'm not a quitter. I don't like to quit and restart. "
Nostalgia and Why It Still Works
In the closing discussion, the group reflects on why Championship Manager 97-98 remains superior to modern versions despite primitive graphics. They conclude that its simplicity, speed, and focus on pure management rather than visual presentation creates a timeless experience. Unlike other retro games that disappoint upon replay, CM 97-98 lives up to the memory because it was always about the spreadsheet, not the spectacle.
- Unlike games like Destruction Derby that disappoint when replayed, CM 97-98 holds up because it was never about graphics
- The game is "essentially a spreadsheet" that was always simple and text-based, so there's no visual disappointment
- Its speed and accessibility make it superior to modern versions that are too detailed and time-consuming
- Players knew every detail of their squads within one season due to the game's focused simplicity
" It's so good. It's just amazing. The reason this is so brilliant is because it never was never a thing about graphics or any of that sort of stuff. It was just essentially a spreadsheet. That's what it has always been. So I wasn't sort of thinking I'm going to go back into this and it's not going to look as amazing. "
" It's woven into the tapestry of my childhood. And so many of my rosiest, happiest memories are caught in this, really, at a point where I was too nervous to go out and go drinking, where everyone else looked older than me in my school and all that sort of stuff, and it was never really an option for me. "
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