Summary
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In this episode, hosts Michael and his co-host continue their deep dive into Steve Bruce's novel 'Striker,' reading and providing hilarious commentary on Chapter 4. The chapter follows manager Steve Barnes in the immediate aftermath of finding player Pat Duffy murdered, as he navigates a chaotic press conference, deals with his agent Bill Brown, and ultimately faces arrest for the murder. The hosts provide running commentary on Bruce's peculiar writing style, the characters' bizarre lack of empathy, and the mounting absurdity of the plot.
Meditation on Time and Harry Pickles' Instant Journalism
The chapter opens with Steve Barnes reflecting philosophically on how time passes differently depending on circumstances. Meanwhile, journalist Harry Pickles has somehow already filed his story about the murder and it's hit the evening edition of the Lettersford Enquirer, despite having just left the interview. The hosts are astounded by Pickles' turnaround speed and the fact that the match is inexplicably being played on a Friday despite a player being murdered.
- Barnes meditates on the nature of time, which the hosts note is a recurring theme in the book
- Harry Pickles has already written and published his article in the evening edition, painting Barnes in a positive light
- The newspaper stresses no accusations have been made and no arrests are imminent
- The game is being played on Friday, which the hosts find bizarre given the circumstances
" Time is a strange thing. You sit through an exciting film or play a good game, and 90 minutes pass as if they were five. On other occasions, you think you've been bored out of your mind for an hour, and when you check the time, only five minutes have elapsed. "
Sir Lawrence's Complete Lack of Empathy
Sir Lawrence discusses damage control with Barnes, focusing entirely on the club's reputation and financial concerns. The hosts are struck by the chairman's complete absence of condolences for the murdered teenager, instead worrying about security costs and the club's image. He pours himself a brandy while discussing the crisis, which the hosts note would be terrible optics if photographed.
- Sir Lawrence says the publicity will take years to repair but shows no concern for Pat Duffy
- He complains about how much they pay for security to the company Chubb
- The chairman pours himself a brandy and ginger ale while Barnes drinks mineral water
- Both Barnes and Sir Lawrence appear to be sociopaths with zero empathy for the dead player
" This kind of thing, Sir Lawrence continued, is going to take years to repair. We've nothing to feel guilty about, I said. "
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