The News Agents
The News Agents

Trump - Pirate of the Caribbean?

December 11, 2025

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⏱️ 8 min read

Overview

The News Agents discuss Donald Trump's seizure of a Venezuelan oil tanker and the massive military buildup in the region, examining whether this constitutes piracy or presages an invasion. They analyze the legal justifications, Pete Hegseth's controversial actions, and the broader implications for American foreign policy. The episode also explores Labour Party leadership dynamics, particularly Shabana Mahmood's positioning as a potential successor to Keir Starmer, and concludes with a lighthearted segment on the State Department's font controversy.

Trump Seizes Venezuelan Tanker - Piracy or Prelude to War?

Donald Trump has seized a large Venezuelan oil tanker off the coast, claiming it had links to Iranian-backed terror groups. This unprecedented action, described by some as piracy, represents the largest military buildup in the Caribbean since the Cuban Missile Crisis. The seizure raises serious questions about whether America is preparing to invade Venezuela, with Trump apparently willing to bypass traditional diplomatic channels and international law to achieve regime change and potentially seize Venezuela's oil reserves.

  • Trump seized the largest tanker ever taken off Venezuela's coast, claiming links to Iran-backed terror groups
  • This represents the biggest military buildup in the Caribbean since the Cuban Missile Crisis
  • Pam Bondi argues Venezuela has already been invaded by Russian agents, Iranian agents, Hezbollah, and Hamas
  • The action bypasses UN oversight and congressional approval entirely
" Has he just become a pirate? "
" This is the biggest military build-up since the Cuban Missile Crisis...everything was at stake then. Venezuela, of course, is not exactly a threat to the world order. "

Pete Hegseth's Extrajudicial Killings and the Second Tap Order

The controversy surrounding Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's ordering of a "second tap" - returning to kill survivors of a boat attack - continues to escalate. Congress is demanding to see video evidence of the September incident where a fishing vessel was destroyed and survivors allegedly executed. Hegseth has banished the free press from Pentagon briefings, replacing professional journalists with political allies like Matt Gaetz, eliminating scrutiny of military operations.

  • US military blew up fishing boats allegedly carrying drugs with no evidence given
  • Hegseth allegedly ordered troops to return and kill two survivors in what may constitute a war crime
  • Congress is demanding video evidence and has made military funding contingent on seeing footage
  • Pentagon press corps has been replaced with political allies like Matt Gaetz, former congressman involved in sex trafficking allegations
" If there were two survivors, kill those. And instead of the world going, oh, my God, well, everything's going to stop whilst we look at what's happening here...Trump, in his characteristic style, has just upped the ante. "

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