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The Rest Is Classified

London Station (Extract)

October 02, 2026 • 32m

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⏱️ 7 min read

Overview

This exclusive audiobook preview features the first two chapters of David McCloskey's spy novel 'London Station.' The story follows CIA officer Artemis Aphrodite Proctor, operating under the alias Sybil Flanagan, as she attempts a dangerous cold pitch operation targeting a Chinese intelligence officer in London—without British approval. Using elaborate disguises and false credentials, Proctor violates multiple liaison protocols with America's closest ally, leading to spectacular failure when her silicone mask literally falls apart during the operation, culminating in her arrest by British authorities.

The Unsanctioned Mission and CIA-British Relations

The story opens with a scathing assessment of Anglo-American intelligence cooperation, where the narrator views the British as "pickpockets" trading on faded glory. CIA has been ordered to stand down from targeting Gao Xion, a Chinese intelligence officer who rarely leaves China, but the agency decides to proceed anyway. This sets up a rogue operation that will test the limits of the special relationship between American and British intelligence services.

  • The British are characterized as "pickpockets" who collect intelligence crumbs and trade them to CIA in exchange for benefits
  • CIA has been told by the Brits to lay off targeting Gao Xion, a valuable Chinese intelligence officer who rarely travels
  • The fundamental tension: London Station's role is to maintain relationships, not necessarily conduct espionage operations
" They were pickpockets. A band of charmingly accented thieves trading on faded imperial glory to collect crumbs of intel and hawk them to CIA in exchange for a fine meal. "

Artemis Proctor's High-Risk Disguise Operation

CIA officer Artemis Proctor enters the UK disguised as Sybil Flanagan, complete with an elaborate silicone mask, body padding, and both American and forged British identity documents. She's traveling sober, struggling with her alcohol recovery while managing the physical discomfort of her disguise. The operation involves false-flagging as a British intelligence officer to pitch the Chinese target, adding another layer of deception that violates fundamental intelligence protocols.

  • Proctor wears an elaborate disguise including silicone mask, body padding adding 30 pounds, and dental appliances, all designed to transform her into Sybil Flanagan
  • She carries both a legitimate US passport and forged UK documents, planning to pose as a British intelligence officer
  • Proctor is newly sober and using a stress ball for 'appetite management' instead of drinking
  • Her disguise includes a concealment device in her suitcase with spare facial features and makeup
  • She successfully clears UK passport control using facial recognition technology that matches her masked appearance
" You didn't really have to fool it if the passport photo matched your face now, did you? "

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