The Rest Is History
The Rest Is History

706. Queen Victoria’s Revenge: Storming the Citadel (Part 2)

September 16, 2026 • 1h 13m

Summary

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Overview

This episode chronicles the dramatic 1868 British military expedition to rescue European hostages held by Emperor Teodros II of Abyssinia (Ethiopia). The story culminates in a technologically advanced British campaign led by General Robert Napier, a final catastrophic battle, and Teodros's tragic suicide with a pistol gifted by Queen Victoria—all triggered because the Queen never answered his letters.

Flashman's Introduction and Teodros's Eccentricity

The episode opens with a vivid scene from the novel Flashman on the March, depicting the first meeting between the protagonist and Emperor Teodros II, who appears drunk and rambling biblical references. This fictional introduction sets the stage for the true story of Teodros's mountain citadel at Magdala, where he holds European hostages including British Consul Charles Duncan Cameron and British agent Hormuz Rassam. By summer 1867, after four years of crisis, Lord Derby's Conservative government sends an ultimatum giving Teodros three months to release the hostages.

  • Teodros appears drunk and quotes biblical passages about prisoners in chains (Samson, Zedekiah, Joseph) during his first meeting with the captured
  • The crisis has been simmering for four years, rooted in Teodros's rage that Queen Victoria hasn't answered his letters
  • Hostages include missionaries, British Consul Captain Charles Duncan Cameron, and Foreign Office agent Hormuz Rassam
  • Lord Derby's Conservative government sends an ultimatum in August 1867 giving Teodros three months to release hostages
" Be of good cheer, for though you are bound with fetters as Samson and Zedekiah were bound, even with fetters of brass, yet, yet... the hour of your deliverance is at hand "

Planning the Expedition: Victorian Engineering Meets Military Might

On August 19, 1867, Lord Derby's cabinet meets at 10 Downing Street to plan military intervention, appointing Lieutenant General Sir Robert Napier to lead what will become the most technologically advanced military campaign in history. Napier, a beloved 57-year-old engineer who recently married an 18-year-old Welsh woman, methodically plans every detail—from 5,000 combat troops to 10,000 supply line guards, from champagne rations to portable telegraph systems. The expedition will cost £10 million (tens of billions in today's money) and require specially-minted Austrian silver coins as currency.

  • Napier is a decorated veteran of Sikh wars, Indian Mutiny, and Second Opium War, known for being methodical, brave, and protective of his men's lives
  • The expedition requires meticulous planning: 15,000 total men, seven miles of supply chain, 44 elephants, railway tracks, and portable telegraph equipment
  • British agents scour Europe for Austrian silver talas (Maria Theresa coins from 1780) and convince Vienna's mint to produce 20,000 weekly for the expedition
  • Recent European interventions (1842 Afghanistan retreat, Crimean War, French defeat in Mexico) give little confidence for success
" From Liverpool to Woolwich, Chatham to Bombay, Aidan to Madras, quartermasters and storekeepers, technicians and chemists, coolies and cooks, design clerks, bookkeepers and stevedores began to work towards freeing the captives from the grip of what the newspapers called the Gorilla King "
" This was going to be the most technologically advanced military campaign in history—like the Great Exhibition on maneuvers "

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