This American Life
This American Life

875: I Hate Mysteries

November 23, 2025 • 1h 2m

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Overview

This American Life explores the deeply human need to solve mysteries and grapple with the unknown. The episode takes listeners through three compelling stories: a second-grade classroom's lesson in tolerating uncertainty, a nearly decade-long investigation into a mysterious 60-foot hole dug on Mount Shasta, and one comedian's surreal misunderstanding in an Uber. Throughout, we see how people respond when confronted with unanswered questions—from seven-year-olds to journalists to entire immigrant communities living under the threat of ICE raids.

Teaching Kids to Live with Uncertainty

In a second-grade classroom in Cold Spring, New York, teacher Miss Maria conducts a lesson called "What's in the Box" where students try to guess what's inside a sealed box—but she never reveals the answer. The exercise is designed to teach children how to endure the discomfort of not knowing, a skill she believes is essential for life. Despite their creative guesses and growing frustration, the kids must learn that some questions simply don't get answered.

  • Miss Maria presents students with a guessing game involving a sealed white box, allowing them to shake and examine it
  • Students try various strategies including shaking the box hard and listening carefully with eyes closed
  • After three rounds of guessing, Miss Maria refuses to reveal what's inside, explaining the lesson is about enduring not knowing
  • One student dramatically declares 'I'm allergic to wondering' and another says they need to know
  • Miss Maria eventually caves to pressure and reveals the contents to the students
" I didn't say I was going to tell you what it was. The game is about guessing. It's not about knowing. "
" Sometimes we all have things that we can't know. Sometimes because Miss Maria won't open the box. But more often because it's just impossible to know. "
" We need to know. And I get sick when I'm wondering. I don't like surprises. I'm allergic to wondering. "

The Mystery Hole on Mount Shasta

Filmmaker Elijah Sullivan spent nine years investigating a strange 60-foot hole discovered in a California national forest. When Brett, one of the diggers, finally contacted him, he learned the bizarre story of how a crew of workers spent a summer digging deep into Mount Shasta, overseen by a man in a suit with unlimited funding. The crew never knew what they were looking for until they found mysterious rocks that seemed to excite their employers.

  • Brett responded to a job listing for 'building a fence line' but arrived to find a completely different operation
  • Workers discovered they'd all been lied to about the job—each was told a different cover story
  • The operation was funded by someone with a 'magic card' who would buy whatever supplies were needed
  • Joseph, the man in the suit running operations, received tense phone calls that suggested pressure from whoever was funding the dig
  • Workers began bringing guns because they feared what might happen when they found what they were looking for
  • When they finally found the right rocks, Brett was called in the middle of the night to help move them to a U-Haul heading to Florida
" Whatever we need to make this happen, I will swipe it. And he was swiping that card. And infinite money to make this happen. "
" Dude, if we find it, what if they kick us in the hole? I'm standing next to that hole all day long. There's already guys in it. There's a gigantic boulder on the edge. "
" What did we find? Because I saw it. It didn't seem like something that was worth doing what we did. Am I wrong? "

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