The Joe Rogan Experience
The Joe Rogan Experience

#2493 - Protect Our Parks 16

May 01, 2026 • 3h 23m

Summary

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Overview

The Joe Rogan Experience welcomes back the Protect Our Parks crew (Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir) for their first episode in nearly a year. The conversation ranges from viral hoax lawsuits and assassination attempts to healthcare costs, stand-up comedy, and everything in between. The group discusses current events, shares personal stories, and debates conspiracy theories while drinking throughout the recording. Ari returns from an extended international trip, and the crew celebrates being back together with their signature chaotic energy.

Fake Sexual Harassment Case and Current Events

The episode opens with discussion of a viral lawsuit against JP Morgan that turned out to be completely fabricated. An employee claimed his female boss forced him to have sex and made outrageous statements, but it was later revealed as a hoax by a disgruntled former employee. The crew also discusses recent assassination attempts on Trump, including an incident at the White House Correspondents Dinner, and debates the believability of various details.

  • JP Morgan sexual harassment lawsuit revealed as complete fabrication by fired employee
  • Third assassination attempt on Trump discussed, incident at White House Correspondents Dinner
  • Debate over whether events are real or staged, discussion of mixed-race shooter
  • Strange Twitter post from 2023 predicting assassin's name discussed as possible time travel or psyop
" I'm sure your fish head Asian wife doesn't have cannons like this. "
" If we kill you, then we're all worried about ourselves. We're just going to relocate you. "

MKUltra, Government Surveillance, and Historical Programs

The conversation shifts to declassified government programs, particularly MKUltra mind control experiments. They discuss Operation Midnight Climax, where the CIA ran brothels and drugged unsuspecting johns with LSD while filming them. The discussion extends to modern surveillance concerns, FISA warrants, and the government's ability to decrypt encrypted communications, using Tucker Carlson's Signal messages as an example.

  • MKUltra mind control experiments involved drugging people at CIA-run brothels
  • House passed FISA extension allowing warrantless surveillance of communications
  • Government can decrypt Signal messages for approximately $600,000
  • Congressional hearings on MKUltra scheduled for next month
" They ran brothels where they gave the Johns acid, and the ladies would come out and give the Johns acid, and they would watch through a two-way mirror and then film them. "
" Unless they're suspecting him of a crime, they shouldn't be able to look at his encrypted messages. "

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